Obama the Messiah
Obama is here to save us! We will no longer have to worry about anything! He is going to see that we get free housing, a free car, free food, free health care, free everything! I say I want some new electric guitars, and I know that Obama is going to give them to me!
Words fail me... like MSNBC's Chris Matthews, I feel a tingling going up my leg. (Matthews actully said this!)
The annointed and most holy one.
Pray to our lord Obama with this magical prayer candle.
Obama-- the spirit in the sky.
Of course, we must be multicultural in our praise.
Many say that Lincoln was the greatest president ever. Move over, Abe.
Messiah, or Superman?
Gee, he looks kinda scrawny, don't you think? I'm not worried, though; what he lacks in brawn, he more than makes up for in brains! Obama is the smartest president EVER!!! He is way smarter than you and me, or anyone else, for that matter.
As the great American hero Rodney King once said, Can't we all just get along?
Stay tuned for more, coming up real soon!
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